Season's Greetings

Christ I hate Christmas

God, do I hate religion

Happy Holidays

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Perspective

Donning beer goggles

Absinthe makes the heart grow fond

Pretty in dim light

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Guccioni's Pornicorn

Clit'rature canon
I seek Caligula's feast
Girls on girls on girls

Johnny Deep

Undercover tip
Not what I was expecting
21 Jump Street

Eats Yer Spinach

today's description

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Minstrel Cycle

European Bard

Once performed for royalty

Now busking on Queen

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