Happy Canadia Day!

Summer long weekend
Barbecues, beer, campfires
Me? Video games!

Don't Bring Your Feelings To Work Day Is Every Day!

frolic through the park
smiling for the camera
leg in a bear trap

Presentism

once upon a time
when today was tomorrow
nothing existed

Autonomic Automatic

whenever girls hug
I become fascinated
who's breasts will prevail?

I Love Punk Girls

Black Flag '84
Suzi Gardner slips it in
headache in my pants

Just Be Glad That You Don't Need New Hardware

3rd -party upgrades

not included in the price

no Boris for you

Terrazim

Freedom's enemies
Misunderestimated
The revengeful west

Ode To Disorganisation

Desk cluttered with junk
The bigger the pile, the more
productivity

What's In Dad's Closet?

Son, we have to talk

things with mom didn't work out

meet your new mom 'Jim'.

Here They Come!

jack-of-all-trades Stan

boys in the bright white sports car

probably stolen 

What Kind Of Mileage Can I Expect Here?

lottery windfall!

collected my free Hummer

then I bought a car

Working On A Sex Farm

pitchfork in my fist

while ploughing through you bean field

silo's rising high

Wheel 2.0

headaches with pictures

reinvention of the wheel 

shave off the corners

Weapons of Mass Deliciousness

we need your support

help us end office hunger

Invade Snackistan!

Died On This Date

The Rosenberg spies
Swiss reformer Leo Jud
Maximilian I

Beep You!

Spamming the telex
trolls of another era
Telegraph flame war

A World Of Ideas...Round, Jiggly Ideas

Filling the void with
esoteric minutiae...
...that and thoughts of boobs

Raul's Wild Kingdom

canidae flight school

defenestrated poodles

pyramid of dogs

It Could Be Worse...

Haikus between naps
Did I mention I'm at work?
First-world office hell

Casserole

I slide it inside

it's so warm and inviting

hey, is this your lunch?

Urban Death Maze

cabs in the bike lane

glistening wet streetcar tracks

organic pylons

Is It Quitting Time Yet?

mesmeric vortex

gazing into the beast's maw

an absence of time

The Morning After

Baby, I was drunk...

I shouldn't have brought you home

orange traffic cone

Friday Night At The Pub

Betacam SP

they only jam after dark

back to work I go 

Vitriol

in Wasaga Beach

the potato goes in front 

I scratch out my eyes

I Can't Work Like This (A True Story)

for fuck's sake Darrell

I'm trying to get this fixed

you're crushing my smokes

Well Actually It's Just A Chart

Excel 'database'

World's most expensive ruler

I can't draw straight lines

Steady Paycheque

living the nightmare

is just like living the dream

except you're still here

Napalm Death #1

obliteration

harmony is corrupted

utopia banished

I Can't Decide If This Show Sucks Or Blows...

Callous irony

Sisyphean abhorrence

They will outlive us

Am I Using This Right?

Praise the unicorn

mythical ungulate, or

horses with big cocks?

Tech Shop Initiation

The iron bathtub

pinions me against the bench

Just feed it to me

Jamie Hates Haiku

The year of the fuck

Futurama & bacon

Even dogs like it

Blistex Fetish

Press it to your lips...

Twist the knob and extend it...

You're the fucking balm!

World Of Whorecraft

Level 41

Online gaming for teh win!

Eternal virgin.

Depreciated

Judgemental haiku;

also self referential...

can't live with itself

Thinking Alongside The Box

Effective catchphrase:

"Symbiotic Synergy!"

Bullshit in the end

Failcasting

One chance to succeed

...any monkey could do it...

but we sent the Chimp.

Christ On A Cracker

Puttin' on the Ritz

monotheistic saltine

Triscuit trinity

Media Decomposer

MEDIA OFFLINE

When you're consolidating,

never choose 'delete.'

The Re-beginning

This is the first post.

Perversions of poetry...

Haiku Holocaust!