Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Mary Poopins

She's the Queen Of Farts
When you poke 'er in the rear, 
The deuces are wild.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Inspiration! (For Kristy)

T-shirts with haiku
are like pizzas from Brass Taps:
Simply amazing!


Good, Better, Breast

Drinks at Hooters, post
Piranha 3 Double D.
Circles are complete.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Porn Star Trek

Enterprising trip
Captain Kirk's favourite stop:
To the MILFy Way

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Neo-vegetarianism

No meat or dairy
not to save the animals
I just hate all plants

Sunday, May 1, 2011

It's Fry-day

Tree absorbs a fence
Ass envelops toilet seat
Get a double down

Get Him To the Greek

Homoerotic
Philosophers saw less ass
It's the UFC!

Making Prints (Prince)

Manitoba's plan:
An art school incubator
An Erin, a spare

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Large Hard-On Collider

biggest in the world
smashing up your part(icle)s
wait … it's down again

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Mullet Over

Mullet King, walk proud
For you, there's no nostalgia
There is only hair