The Ballad of Louieeeee

Hope you know shorthand
Sexecutive Assistant
Take my dictation!

Hindon't

the Dalai's llama
just broke into your Karma
and ate your Anthra

Bite your tongue

Vince, I trust your schtick
Sham wow! I could eat your face
The Germans made it.

No More Petaling...I Can Coast.

No thanks, Flower Guy
No way she can back out, now:
It's breach of contract

Dole'emOut

Film stagnated 'til
Blaxploitation cinema
Gave us all the Shaft

Nobody Knows I'm Elizabeth

closet thespian
comes out of the dressing room
tell mom it's an act

Studying 'Hard'

doctoral thesis:
200 pictures of cock
(didn't graduate)

Know Your Audience

We'll revive haiku
Single, insightful moments
About vaginas

I'm THIS Many!

Slick calculator
Greasing up the math canal
Inserting digits

Chicken Or Fish?

Christie's art and junk
Just how well-beached is Amos?
Meet the newlyweds!

Christie's Judgment

Drippy incidents
iDick, youDick, we allDick
for bad music trades

Checking References

Lesbian draws cocks
The cook has no sense of smell
...sure you're qualified?

It's written all over your face

Lesbian cock-blocks
Tell me how you keep it up
My face smells like cunt

Bread & Loafers

A fisher of men
The holy master baiter
See men on the mount

Skanks On a Vein

Mile high milk snake
Burgeoning movie career
Nippled in the bud

Altar Boi

communion sure sucks!
it started as a bread stick...
transubstantiate.

Felt Tip

rub it all you want...
you will never get this off
she gave you the cock

The Passion Of The Crust

Cheesus Crust rises
With all the crucifixin's
It's Yeaster Sunday

Boy-den

Passionate new voice
Highly manicured douche-patch
Take it in your mouth.

Cunning Linguist

Chomsky & Blowjobs
To Noam is to love him
Tongues more work for her.

Worlds Collide

Clouds are gathering

Pool-pah: The Divine shit-storm

brings Royal Rainbow

Kurt Of San Lorenzo

Bokononist

mayonnaise elevators

midget has Ice-9